Sunday, November 17, 2013

Nude Self-Portrait

Once upon a time, long, long ago I took a correspondence course in photography.  Back then it was "film" photography which was expensive.  Plus, I had to mail in my assignments.  So as often as I could I would combine my assignments to save on the cost of film and postage.

One time I really saved a bunch of money.  I combined three assignments into one.  I combined a low light night shot with a no-flash shot with a nude self-portrait assignment and got this result...

It's A Fact Jack

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Yup, He Is

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky.  Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only the burned out hull left, smoldering in a corn field.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.  They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened.  They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yup.  Sure did," the the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Don't you realize that's Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?"


"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope, they's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered.  "I done buried them all myself.  Took me most of the morning".

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.  "He kept-a-sayin he wasn't, but you know how bad that sum-na-bitch lies".

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Is Anyone Still Here

I've been absent due to technical difficulties.  Like my computer died and I've been two weeks trying to revive it with no success.  However, this should get me back to posting on a regular basis in the next day or so...